The 5 Layers of Morning Practice

Morning Practice

A Humorous Take: The 5 Layers of Morning Practice

By Morgan Pestorius

No one understands the pain of morning practice unless they’ve experienced it themselves. And anyone who has been through morning practice knows there are five clear stages.

1. Dread/Anxiety

Lying in bed the night before morning practice is pure torture. You know no matter how early you go to bed, you will never get enough sleep. You want to cry just thinking about how soon you have to wake up again.

2. Pain/Avoidance

Personally, the sound of my alarm going off at 5:00 a.m. makes me feel physical pain. It’s cold and dark outside. Is practice really necessary? You find yourself thinking that you would give anything just to be able to stay in your warm, cozy bed.

3. Fear/Second-Thoughts

As you arrive at the pool, you wonder what terrible set your coach must be planning. You try to stall in the locker room, but you find yourself on deck. You realize there’s no turning back now, so you jump in the water.

4. Motivation/Dedication

Bobby Bollier places 1st in the prelims of the 200 butterfly.

Once you get through warmup, you start to feel pretty good. Look at you, you’re getting in a full workout before your friends are even awake! You’re in such a good mood, you decide you might even tackle that extra credit project after school this afternoon.

5. Exhaustion/Pride

That motivation you had this morning has worn off quickly and now you’re so tired you can barely stand. It’s only 9 a.m. and you are desperately in need of a nap. Maybe no one will notice if you just put your head down on your desk during class for a few minutes.

All commentaries are the opinion of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Swimming World Magazine nor its staff.

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Brooks Richardson
10 years ago

Been there done that nearly fifty years ago. Now after retirement, it has become pure joy to join my 0520 hr friends in the Masters program in Bend, Oregon.☕️??

Teddy Teresa
10 years ago

Uggghhhh

Christina L Fink
10 years ago

Garrett Fink

Debra Murray
10 years ago

Montannah Murray this is jett

Montannah Murray
10 years ago
Reply to  Debra Murray

Haha and me ?

Debra Murray
10 years ago
Reply to  Debra Murray

I’m sure it is

Chuck Hay
10 years ago

You meet the nicest people at zero dark thirty in the morning at the pool….. swimmers and coaches

Agustin Sintawati Subandi

I hv been there

Emily Allanson
10 years ago

Alyssa Andrews accurate

Alyssa Andrews
10 years ago
Reply to  Emily Allanson

Very accurate, love this

Matt Dani Humeniuk
10 years ago

Madi Humeniuk, Lucas Humeniuk

Karen Trudel
10 years ago

The truth…every single one

Kathy Treible
10 years ago

5 stages…awful, awful, awful, awful, awful!!!!!

Elaine Song
10 years ago

Nicholas Iftimie which is worse- this or night time?

Nicholas Iftimie
10 years ago
Reply to  Elaine Song

Both! Neither is the way to go

Josh Stahl
10 years ago

Maaike

Maaike Vrij
10 years ago
Reply to  Josh Stahl

I was actually gonna tag you in this

Sam Young
10 years ago

I had no idea the level of true work and dedication swimming competitively really required until both of our kids decided to swim. Such a great life lesson, success comes from you work. Anything worth doing is worth working for.

Michael Sessions
10 years ago

I love this sport.

Beth Engle
10 years ago

So true! I slept through so many morning classes in college!

Catherine
Catherine
10 years ago

True but great sport too

Cheri Snyder Mattson
10 years ago

Alexis Mattson

Lily Gilroy
10 years ago

Breana Gilroy Brooke Gilroy

Jazmin Kopacz
10 years ago

Alex Winslow

Mariëlle Bilderbeek
10 years ago

Ruben:p

Jane O'Neill
10 years ago

So true, and I’m only the mum not the swimmer!!

Marilyn Goldsmith
10 years ago

Don’t think Mum could get out of bed at 5am now Paul to take you early morning training, painful for taxi drivers as well! Xx

Sharon Steed
10 years ago

Ashleigh Steed you miss it?? Ha

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