18 Types of Swimmers That Are Seen at Practice

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Look Out: 18 Types of Swimmers That Are Seen at Practice

By Nick Pecoraro

Waking up before the sun rises, diving into a cold pool, getting water stuck in your ears; these are a few of every swimmer’s least favorite things.

A swimmer’s pet peeve can even take the form of a person. Everyone knows at least one person who does something in practice that gets you rattled. But who is the worst person to practice with? So begins the countdown of the top 18 worst types of swimmers to practice with:

18. The Staller

They take forever to get in the pool. Why? Perhaps they’re legitimately having some last-minute suit or goggle issues. Or, they’re trying to skip as much of warmup as possible.  

17. The One Who Can’t Put On a Cap

“Can you cap me?” If you’re in high school or college, you should know how to put a cap on at this point. If not, there are a hundreds of tutorials on how to put on a cap.

16. The One Who Proceeds to Sprint Warmup

The pool is cold, you’re feeling out-of-it, but you want to survive swim practice. Typically, the best way to get prepared is by getting your heart rate up. Yet there’s still that swimmer who immediately thinks that means sprint time.

No, not yet.

15. The Kicker


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For some reason, kickers are just a species of their own. This rare talent can sometimes get to their heads, and they maybe get a little too hyped for kick sets.

14. The “Coach, we got one more left.”

*cough* Coach’s pet. *cough*

13. The Lane-Line Puller

Sometimes, you need a little bit of help. And what’s right next to you? An awesome lane line with little handles for you to grab. The lane line wants to be your friend, until your coach notices…

12. The One Who Only Tries at Meets

When you’re at swim practice, you train how you would swim at a meet. Obviously, this theory isn’t officially proven. Why? There’s always that one person who treats every set like a cool-down, yet at a meet, they can pop off a quick time in their 50 free.

11. The One Who is Always Hungry

anna with snacks

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“How dare you talk about food. Now I want food! But there’s only an hour left of practice, and I’m stuck here thinking about food.”

10. The One Who Needs A Potty Break

Coach: “Blah, blah, blah – awful set – blah, blah.”
Conscience: “How convenient, I have to go the bathroom. Bye!”
(A few minutes later)
Coach: “Alright, only three more left!”
Conscience: *smiles deviously*

9. The Chatty Cathy


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Cathy: “OMG, did you see that one episode?” *swims a 25* “Did you get your tickets for Coachella?” *swims a 25*
“I did not understand that one geometry question.” *swims a 25*
Me: “Hey, does anyone know what number that was?”
*dead silence*

8. The “Go in front of me.”


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Me: “Go in front?”
You: “Yeah, I’m super worn out.”
Me: “And sacrifice my precious rest?”
You: “But you’ll pass me if I stay in front.”

7. Who’s got spirit? This one’s got (too much) spirit! 

2-4-6-8 who’s that teammate? The only person who gets excited about any kind of set that requires motivation. Don’t worry, their totally awesome words of encouragement will be ringing in your ears… the whole set.

6. The One With the Cramp


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Unless your calf muscle is bulging out of your leg or your shoulder popped out of its socket, it’s not an emergency. Hop back in the pool.

5. The Save-It Sally

The set is 10x100s best average. You’ve been holding 1:05s – not too shabby. Your teammate next to you is right with you the whole time. You race each other on the last one, but you don’t see him. You come in and go a 1:06. Your teammate? He popped a 59.

4. The One Who Swims Down the Middle of the Lane


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Dear Friend,

That big black T at the bottom of the pool? Swim around it, not directly on top of it.

My Swollen Hand

3. The One Who Doesn’t Know What’s Going On


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Swimmer One: “When are we leaving?”
Swimmer Two: “This top.”
One: “Wait, I thought we’re leaving on the bottom?”
Two: “Go now!”
One: “Oh whoop-” *swims frantically*
Two: “Dude, it’s build on this one”
One: “Hold on, is this on the :55?”
Two: “You were supposed to leave…”
One: “Hang on is this a 75 or-” *leaves confused*
Two: *splashes in* “This one’s a 100”
One: “Oh wait, now I get it!”
Two: *ugh*

2. The Try-Hard

nick fly

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It’s not a bad thing to try in practice – that’s what makes you better. However, you can sometimes have a little too much of something. That’s where the try-hard comes in. You can feel their competitive edge from the other side of the pool. They’re bouncing on the wall in between 50s, leaving the wall with such force. At the other wall, you can see them finish and look over to see if they beat you. By now, you’re a little sick of this, and… “Yes! I beat them!”

1. The Dreaded Toe-Toucher


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The toe touch is the mother of all swim pet peeves. It could occur as a result of many factors. Maybe you’re in front of someone who thought this 50 was fast. Maybe someone left a bit too early behind you and wanted to let you know they did. Or it could be your pal, Save-It Sally. Even if you’re diving into a freezing pool or your hand hits the lane-line, nothing is more unpleasant than someone touching your toes.

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Lyle Campbell
3 years ago

How about the 18 best… you sure have alot of articles with negativrs

Jenoa Olson
3 years ago
Reply to  Lyle Campbell

Lyle Campbell I agree!

3 years ago
Reply to  Lyle Campbell

You nailed it…..let us compliment, and promote the positive aspects of swimming – being a swimmer.

Samantha Verri
3 years ago

Luke Verri this made me giggle ?

Luke Verri
3 years ago
Reply to  Samantha Verri

Samantha Verri yeah there are a few in there of mine

Dominik Galić
3 years ago

Nonsense article.

Warren Jackson
3 years ago

Rachel Jackson

Michelle Schwarcz-Haubrich

Wow, 18, that pretty much covered everyone

Janelle O'Mard
3 years ago

Maudvere Boxhill Sonia Benjamin Nelson Molina Cleopatra Gittens I wonder how they rank!?

Jason Sutherland
3 years ago

Jess Sutherland Thomas Sutherland

Heather Thomas
3 years ago

I own #4 always when there is no one I have to share a lane with. Although, I haven’t been in the pool since February 10th, so I’ve even forgotten how to doggy paddle.

Rosie Britton
3 years ago

Wayne Gould

Anne Bennett
3 years ago

Karla Carruthers ?? I know some of these

Karla Carruthers
3 years ago
Reply to  Anne Bennett

Anne Bennett I know a few for everyone category

Kyle Sullivan
3 years ago

Tina Medeiros hitting me with all the feels

Cassidy Lavigne
3 years ago

Hanna Rossen Michael Nunn the one who doesn’t know what’s going on ?

Daniel Smith
3 years ago

Briana Batesole ?

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