10 Things That Drive Swimmers Absolutely Crazy

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10 Things That Drive Swimmers Absolutely Crazy

Being a seasoned swimmer has its ups and downs: we know our way around any and every pool, we constantly smell of chlorine, our faces have permanent goggle marks and we can all count in fives exceptionally well. Forty-five plus 45 equals 1:30, right? Whether we like it or not, swimming becomes our identity as we form a legacy for ourselves and our career. With the territory comes unspoken codes of conduct that, when broken, can cause some dissension on the team. Although everyone is different in the water, we all have the same things that creep under our caps and makes our blood boil. Here are 10 pet peeves every swimmer can relate to.

1. Leaving the wall early during a set.

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In the swimming world, there’s an unsaid rule that everyone follows: never leave the wall earlier than five seconds behind the person in front of you. Swimming so closely leads to unnecessary drafting and just being inside the person’s bubble in front of you. Those who don’t follow that rule have it out for themselves. Drafting off of someone during a meet can become quite beneficial, but there’s no need to draft off of your teammate during a 200 kick in warm up, right?

2. When someone touches your feet.

Just like leaving early, touching the person’s feet in front of you seems to be one of the biggest pet peeves among swimmers. Although we share lanes with our teammates and sometimes they can become a little packed, there is no reason to be touching each others’ feet. It is irritating and messes up their stroke and their flip turn as well.

3. When swimmers don’t let you pass.

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On another note, some people take you trying to pass them as a race. Newsflash: it is not. We’re all good at different things in the water, and sometimes we forget to go in front of someone. So instead of touching their feet, we try to make a pass. This becomes a game we don’t exactly want to play, and most of the time, we end up losing… And then, Michael Phelps’ infamous 200 fly face becomes oddly familiar.

4. When swimmers turn around in the middle of the pool.

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While people who don’t let you pass are over-achievers, those who chose to turn around in the middle of the pool really pull strings as well. Instead of wasting energy to make a pass, they stop in the middle of the pool, take a good deep breath and turn around without finishing the length. This messes up intervals and confuses other people in the lane as well. Only sometimes is it a better option than trying to pass the impossible-to-pass teammate.

5. “Did you win?”

This can be one of the most complex questions to answer, especially for people who don’t understand swimming. Winning is a lot harder than people think it is, so when we don’t win, we try to find ways to explain how we did in terms of personal goal. This can be difficult to do. We cut time on our best race and beat out someone who always seems to swim faster than us. While to us that’s considered a self-victory, it’s not exactly classified as a win on paper. So, instead of spending time trying to explain what it means to win, we simply settle with saying “it’s complicated.”

6. Pulling on the lane line.

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To my fellow backstrokersn- this one’s for you! We’ve all fallen victim to this at one point or another during a swim practice. It’s hard to not pull on the lane line when your legs are giving out only half way through a tough set. The extra boost is nice every once and a while, but it can quickly become addictive if used untastefully. Before you know it, every once in a while becomes every length of backstroke you swim. Suddenly, you’ve been disqualified in the 100 back during a meet. Now, to face your angry coach…

7. The Sally Saver Teammate.

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We all know that teammate who saves their energy for the very last 50 of the sprint set. Picture this: you’ve given the set your all and your legs numb. You’re just pushing to finish when suddenly, out of nowhere, your teammate zooms past you and touches the wall in what seems like record time for the end of a set. That, friends, is a Sally Saver at it’s finest. Sure, it’s hard giving 100 percent all of the time, but pushing ourselves even when it gets hard is so worth it!

8. Storytellers during hard sets.

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Sometimes it’s nice to have talkative teammates. They can give us energy, positivity and motivation. Other times, however, this can go south – especially when you’re in the middle of a hard set. Moreover, these teammates tend to not listen when coach is explaining something and have no idea what’s going on. Sure, we want to hear their story, but is this really the best time? Not to mention, how do they even have enough oxygen to talk?

9. The “I have a cramp” stretchers.

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We all have that teammate who coincidentally gets a cramp in the middle of a hard set. While we’re dying, they hop out of the pool and stretch for 10 minutes or so until right before the sets ends. Then, they jump back in the water swimming faster than ever, touching our toes and trying to pass you. Suddenly, everything about the situation is irritating. We all have a cramp, kid, we all do.

10. Overwhelming negativity.

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Everyone knows that negativity spreads far more quickly than positivity. It takes one Negative Nancy to completely ruin a set for everyone, and negativity is difficult to bounce back from. It’s hard to be positive all the time, but sometimes positivity, is the only way to keep going. Leaning back on our teammates can help keep us going when sets get hard. Plus, there isn’t anything to gain from being negative. Sure, you may not be making your paces, but verbally showing your frustration isn’t going to magically help you swim faster, is it? Be positive, uplifting and encouraging. Try finding the best in every situation instead of sulking on the negative!

We all have annoyances that really tug on our goggle straps. What really bugs you at practice?

All commentaries are the opinion of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Swimming World Magazine nor its staff.

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4 years ago

#7 is the one I have heard complained about the most.

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2 years ago
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4 years ago

Anne Warren Kate Kaduboski

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4 years ago

Ugh, the toe touchers and the Sally savers lol

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4 years ago
Reply to  Nancy Pulham

That’s how I was taught to pass. Touch the toe once, and they move over to let you pass. And I’m a Sally Saver only in a 100 free race. Haha

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4 years ago
Reply to  Nancy Pulham

Jaclyn Armstrong it’s ok to be a sally saver in a race, it’s exciting lol
The toe touching is only annoying when that person should go first in a set but refuse to go ahead but then catch up midway through and touch the feet ?
Plus…I love how this article named these ‘infractions’ lol

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4 years ago

Rebecca Carameros, which one do you hate the most?

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4 years ago
Reply to  Cindy Sebzda

i’m guilty of 1) leaving the wall early, 2) gets so annoying because they’ll touch your feet and then you’ll be like “wanna go in front of me” and they’ll say no, 3) I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DONT LET ME PASS so i pull their ankle back so i can get through lmao, 4) i turn around in the middle of the pool sometimes so ☕️?, 5) people ask if we won our meet in high school swimming but when i’m on the marlins you’re just racing against yourself so i don’t get that bothered, 6) i pull on the lane line lol, 7) it drives me nuts when people sprint the last two laps of the 500 and try to catch up to me, 8 ) i tell stories in between sets and then finish them each time i get back to the wall, 9) people don’t normally get out to stretch during practice lmao but we do get out to “gO tO tHe bAtHrOoM”, 10) i hate when people are negative but i am sometimes negative to myself if i gain time so ??‍♀️

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4 years ago

Aubrey, we see each of these pretty much every day.

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4 years ago
Reply to  Valerie Ruth

Seriously EVERY day

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AfterShock
4 years ago

The worst is when someone keeps complaining about how tired they are. It’s 6:00 AM, we’re all tired!

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4 years ago

Sara Amati nummer 2 ??

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4 years ago

Priscilla Crisante??

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Soraya Abughazaleh
2 years ago

Whenever someone doesn’t let me pass I just drag them by the leg and move ahead ?

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Soraya Abughazaleh
2 years ago

Whenever someone doesn’t let me pass I just drag them by the leg and move ahead ??

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Tony Hadley
2 years ago

Thats the best way then they dont do it again.
No 11. The Bathroom lover. hangs around in there during heavy sets or when you starting training.

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2 years ago

David Kay Matthew Bale Laurence Gowers Lee Haylock Melanie Candler John Lowe Sian Adams Tim Rayner Julian Weaver

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2 years ago

Georgina Farren literally crying at No 4.
I miss out Sunday nights, saw John Lowe earlier, brightened my day ?

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2 years ago

Number 3 made me laugh ??

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2 years ago

Laurence Gowers – to be fair, I think we could all relate to most of these ?

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2 years ago

Melanie Candler yes definitely I think I’m at least 2 of them ?

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2 years ago

Laurence Gowers – I was thinking more along the lines of I’m sure we can all think of someone else they relate too ?

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2 years ago

I know someone for all ten. ?

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2 years ago

David Kay what one person, all 10! ??

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2 years ago

Melanie Candler yes ?

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2 years ago

Melanie Candler thank you, likewise

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2 years ago

I am definitely 8 & 10 Matthew Bale always has cramp Lee Haylock always needs a wee, Missing you all xx we won’t mention anyone else ????‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️

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2 years ago

I’m definitely number 6 ?

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2 years ago

#1. Not swimming. ??‍♀️

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2 years ago

Kate Cassidy

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Manda Mae
1 year ago

Biggest pet peeve I ever had was one swimmer who would always jump in front of me as I was approaching the wall. Finally, I got fed up enough that I swam like an angry bull and charged into that wall. She jumped out of the way. When I stopped, I was barely holding back a yell. I said “Would you stop that!” Thankfully our coach asked what was going on and it never happened again.

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2 years ago

Probably the fact they have their heads up their asses. Would annoy me quite a bit too

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2 years ago

Think these all drive me mad as a coach and drove me mad as a swimmer

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2 years ago

Grace Routledge all of them ?

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2 years ago

Ciara Walsh

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2 years ago

Holly Clegg Samantha Maley the kids might appreciate the read on WhatsApp. It’s everything they complain about !?

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2 years ago

Illy Rose-Coyle we have a no 7 and 8 at our EJ squad

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2 years ago

Amanda we do and theres a couple of 1 and 6s too!

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2 years ago

Hehehe I might be a no 1

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2 years ago

Amanda Louise Rhode hmmmm ? let me think about that one lols

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2 years ago

Briana Batesole. , Joy Jones-Presley You’ll love these. ?

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2 years ago

Judy Collins

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2 years ago

Colleen Godfrey No. 1 You know Who ?

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2 years ago

??

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2 years ago

You missed one…..People wearing big ass watches while swimming in a lane with other swimmers. Worst injuries can occur.

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2 years ago

Noël Abrugiato Bennett. Christene Michelle. Jennifer Munyan Walsh.

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2 years ago

Pam Oliver Goldsmith you know I never saved anything for the end because I only did 50s lol

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2 years ago

Christene Michelle ??. My fav is #9

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2 years ago

Pam Oliver Goldsmith I tried not to swim long enough for that to be an issue ?

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Pam Oliver Goldsmith #8 and 9 foe me???

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2 years ago

Add to that the people who don’t let you turn in front of them at the end of the lane despite you lapping them numerous times. I’m referring more to the non serious swimmers. It really bugs me because I’m then forced to overtake within seconds of them pushing off from the wall (and I have to hope there’s nobody coming the other way). I’ve actually ended up pushing off from the wall and going underneath them before ?!

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2 years ago

Brent Stanton ?

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2 years ago

Stella
Aannnnnnddd
Yep!!

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2 years ago
Reply to  Julie Taylor

Julie 100% yep!!

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2 years ago

What u think Ashley Christine

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2 years ago

Caroline Kearney

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2 years ago

Troy Chandler…like the first one. Caspar left so early we can’t see him any more ??

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2 years ago

These all all on my pet peeves list. We call the Sally Savers the Sandbaggers. I hate those guys! You know who you are…

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2 years ago

11. Covid shut downs

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1 year ago

I really dislike when a person is consistently LATE to practice. I mean every damn time it’s 5 to 10 minutes after the start.

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1 year ago
Reply to  Scott Stevens

Scott Stevens

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GENE SHUMWAY
5 months ago

AS A COACH IF I CAUGHT SOMEONE TOUCHING BOTTOM, PULLING ON A LANE LINE OR TURNING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POOL, I WOULD STOP THE WORKOUT, PULL EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER , POINT OUT THE GUILTY PARTY AND EXPLAIN WHY WE WERE GOING TO START ALL OVER ON A HARDER SET BECAUSE OF THE GUILTY PARTY. IT DID NOT TAKE LONG FOR THE GUILTY PARTY TO UNDERSTAND DOING THINGS CORECT WAS A LOT EASIER. AN OLD MARINE CORPS TRICK THAT WORKED EVERY TIME.

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