﻿{"id":231843,"date":"2025-09-06T00:45:05","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T07:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/?p=231843"},"modified":"2025-09-06T09:38:01","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T16:38:01","slug":"37-things-youll-never-hear-a-swimmer-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/37-things-youll-never-hear-a-swimmer-say\/","title":{"rendered":"37 Things You\u2019ll Never Hear a Swimmer Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>By Chandler Brandes (From the Archive)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Swimmers spend the majority of our time with our faces in the water staring at a black line lap after lap. Although we don\u2019t get the opportunity to speak too often during practice, when we do get the chance to talk, we have a lot to say.<\/p>\n<p>In the rare instance when our heads are above water, I can assure you you\u2019ll <strong>never<\/strong> hear us say these 37 things:<\/p>\n<h3>1. Waking up before 5 a.m. really builds character.<\/h3>\n<h3>2. I\u2019d much rather take the stairs than the elevator.<\/h3>\n<h3>3. It only takes me, like, 2 minutes to put my tech suit on.<\/h3>\n<h3>4.\u00a0My goggle marks really accentuate the dark circles under my eyes.<\/h3>\n<h3>5. I always cool down after my races, especially on the last night after finals.<\/h3>\n<h3>6.\u00a0I never lose count during a set.<\/h3>\n<h3>7. I love when my teammate shakes the counter on the first lap of the mile.<\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_191003\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-191003\" data-attachment-id=\"191003\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/37-things-youll-never-hear-a-swimmer-say\/counters-kelsi-worrell-ncaa-2016\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/counters-kelsi-worrell-ncaa-2016.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"6000,4000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;4.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D3300&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1458204681&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;92&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"counters-kelsi-worrell-ncaa-2016\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;counters-kelsi-worrell-ncaa-2016&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Courtesy: Annie Grevers&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/counters-kelsi-worrell-ncaa-2016-700x500.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/counters-kelsi-worrell-ncaa-2016-1024x683.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-191003 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/counters-kelsi-worrell-ncaa-2016-700x500.jpg\" alt=\"counters-kelsi-worrell-ncaa-2016\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-191003\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Courtesy: Annie Grevers<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>8.\u00a0I\u2019ve never peed in the pool.<\/h3>\n<h3>9.\u00a0Darn, I was hoping today wasn\u2019t a recovery practice.<\/h3>\n<h3>10. Really? I had no idea I smelled like chlorine.<\/h3>\n<h3>11.\u00a0I always make sure I breathe to the side of the pool Coach is standing on.<\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_176215\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-176215\" data-attachment-id=\"176215\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/37-things-youll-never-hear-a-swimmer-say\/cheering-coach-2016-cerave-invite\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/cheering-coach-2016-cerave-invite-e1484175579629.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1125,750\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"cheering-coach-2016-cerave-invite\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;1\/12\/17&lt;br \/&gt;\ncheering-coach-2016-cerave-invite&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Courtesy: Taylor Brien&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/cheering-coach-2016-cerave-invite-700x500.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/cheering-coach-2016-cerave-invite-1024x683.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-176215 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/cheering-coach-2016-cerave-invite-700x500.jpg\" alt=\"cheering-coach-2016-cerave-invite\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-176215\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Courtesy: Taylor Brien<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>12. I hope it\u2019s the 1650 and not the 1000 at this dual meet.<\/h3>\n<h3>13. Ugh, do we <em>have<\/em> to wear fins for this set?<\/h3>\n<h3>14.\u00a0I hope I have dry skin for the rest of my life.<\/h3>\n<h3>15.\u00a0I\u2019ve never timed my cap ripping at\u00a0<em>exactly<\/em>\u00a0the right moment.<\/h3>\n<h3>16. I\u2019m so excited for Christmas training.<\/h3>\n<h3>17. The bus doesn\u2019t come for 5 more minutes! That\u2019s okay, I\u2019ll just walk to class instead.<\/h3>\n<h3>18.\u00a0I\u2019ve never faked being sick to get out of practice.<\/h3>\n<h3>19. I always leave <em>exactly<\/em> five seconds behind my teammate.<\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_152884\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-152884\" data-attachment-id=\"152884\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/rachel-stratton-mills-glenn-mills-take-cross-country-swim-sabbatical\/outdoor-swim-practice-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/outdoor-swim-practice-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2400,1800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6 Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1436771900&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00096061479346782&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"outdoor-swim-practice-1\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;outdoor-swim-practice-1&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Courtesy: Glenn Mills&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/outdoor-swim-practice-1-700x500.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/outdoor-swim-practice-1-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-152884 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/outdoor-swim-practice-1-700x500.jpg\" alt=\"outdoor-swim-practice-1\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-152884\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Courtesy: Glenn Mills<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>20. Distance swimmers: I\u2019m so glad I\u2019m not a sprinter.<\/h3>\n<h3>21. Sprinters: I wish I was a distance swimmer.<\/h3>\n<h3>22. Taper starts today? I&#8217;d rather train through Championships.<\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_134298\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-134298\" data-attachment-id=\"134298\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/37-things-youll-never-hear-a-swimmer-say\/grant-shoults-start-cif\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/grant-shoults-start-CIF.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2400,1600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Griffin Scott&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS REBEL T5i&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1431793467&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;90&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.001&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"grant-shoults-start-CIF\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;grant-shoults-start-CIF&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Courtesy: Griffin Scott&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/grant-shoults-start-CIF-700x500.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/grant-shoults-start-CIF-1024x683.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-134298\" src=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/grant-shoults-start-CIF-700x500.jpg\" alt=\"grant-shoults-start-CIF\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-134298\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Courtesy: Griffin Scott<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>23. I don&#8217;t want to work on starts and turns at the end of practice.<\/h3>\n<h3>24. I love how hairy my legs are.<\/h3>\n<h3>25<em>. Of course<\/em> I didn\u2019t purposely DQ so I wouldn\u2019t have to swim again at night.<\/h3>\n<h3>26. I never pull on the lane line during backstroke.<\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_192415\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-192415\" data-attachment-id=\"192415\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/37-things-youll-never-hear-a-swimmer-say\/jacob-pebley-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/jacob-pebley-2016-ncaa-mens-swimming-2040.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2399,1597\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Peter H. Bick&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D4S&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;jacob-pebley-&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1458983470&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Peter H. Bick&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.001&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;jacob-pebley-&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"jacob-pebley-2016-ncaa-mens-swimming 2040\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;jacob-pebley- 200 Backstroke, 2016, California, Day 4 prelims, NCAA DI Men&#8217;s S&amp;amp;D Championships, Pebley Jacob&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Courtesy: Peter H. Bick&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/jacob-pebley-2016-ncaa-mens-swimming-2040-700x500.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/jacob-pebley-2016-ncaa-mens-swimming-2040-1024x682.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-192415 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/jacob-pebley-2016-ncaa-mens-swimming-2040-700x500.jpg\" alt=\"jacob-pebley-\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-192415\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Courtesy: Peter H. Bick<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>27.\u00a0Nah, I don\u2019t want that extra plate of food, I\u2019m full.<\/h3>\n<h3>28.\u00a0I love shopping for clothes. Everything fits my shoulders perfectly.<\/h3>\n<h3>29.\u00a0I\u2019m always bright eyed and bushy tailed after morning practice.<\/h3>\n<h3>30.\u00a0I\u2019m not sore at all!<\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_214864\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-214864\" data-attachment-id=\"214864\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/37-things-youll-never-hear-a-swimmer-say\/tired-exhausted-postrace-lay-lie-down\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tired-exhausted-postrace-lay-lie-down.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2400,1600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D5&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Alicia Coutts collapses on pool deck after another hard set at training. University of Auburn Aquatic Centre, Alabama USA. Australian Olympic Swimming Team are in their final training staging Camp before heading over to the Rio2016 Olympic Games. July 30 2016. Photo by Delly Carr. Pic credit mandatory for complimentary exclusive editorial usage. Thank You.&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1469877273&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;24&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;8000&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.004&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tired-exhausted-postrace-lay-lie-down\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Alicia Coutts collapses on pool deck after another hard set at training. University of Auburn Aquatic Centre, Alabama USA. Australian Olympic Swimming Team are in their final training staging Camp before heading over to the Rio2016 Olympic Games. July 30 2016. Photo by Delly Carr. Pic credit mandatory for complimentary exclusive editorial usage. Thank You.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Courtesy: Delly Carr \/ Swimming Australia Ltd.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tired-exhausted-postrace-lay-lie-down-700x500.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tired-exhausted-postrace-lay-lie-down-1024x683.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-214864 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tired-exhausted-postrace-lay-lie-down-700x500.jpg\" alt=\"Alicia Coutts collapses on pool deck after another hard set at training. University of Auburn Aquatic Centre, Alabama USA. Australian Olympic Swimming Team are in their final training staging Camp before heading over to the Rio2016 Olympic Games. July 30 2016. Photo by Delly Carr. Pic credit mandatory for complimentary exclusive editorial usage. Thank You.\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-214864\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Courtesy: Delly Carr \/ Swimming Australia Ltd.<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>31. The sound of my alarm in the morning is like angels singing.<\/h3>\n<h3>32. I hate napping.<\/h3>\n<h3>33. Nothing beats diving into a cold pool at 5 in the morning.<\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_222745\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-222745\" data-attachment-id=\"222745\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.swimmingworldmagazine.com\/news\/hilarious-excuses-swimmers-have-tried-to-pass-off-on-their-coaches\/vermont-uvm-swimmer-power-stance\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/vermont-uvm-swimmer-power-stance.png\" data-orig-size=\"1408,828\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"vermont-uvm-swimmer-power-stance\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;vermont-uvm-swimmer-power-stance&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Photo Courtesy: Brian Jenkins-Vermont Athletics&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/vermont-uvm-swimmer-power-stance-700x500.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/vermont-uvm-swimmer-power-stance-1024x602.png\" class=\"wp-image-222745 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/vmrw8k5h.tinifycdn.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/vermont-uvm-swimmer-power-stance-700x500.png\" alt=\"vermont-uvm-swimmer-power-stance\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-222745\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Courtesy: Brian Jenkins-Vermont Athletics<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>34. I think everyone should always sprint warmup.<\/h3>\n<h3>35.\u00a0Yes! Coach is putting brackets around the main set!<\/h3>\n<h3>36. I can\u2019t wait to take a quick, cold shower after practice.<\/h3>\n<h3>37. Eating Chipotle before practice was the best decision of my life.<\/h3>\n<p><em>All commentaries are the opinion of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Swimming World Magazine nor its staff.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Chandler Brandes (From the Archive) Swimmers spend the majority of our time with our faces in the water staring at a black line lap after lap. 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