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7 Swimming Haikus<\/strong><\/p>\n

Haikus are funny<\/p>\n

Don’t need many words to write<\/p>\n

All about swimming<\/p>\n

1. Advice From Coach<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"Brent<\/a><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t breathe off your walls
\nMake sure to stay in streamline
\nKick kick kick kick kick<\/p>\n

2. Morning<\/strong> Practice<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"Swim<\/a>
\nNo no no no no
\nNo no no no no no no
\nNo no no no no<\/p>\n

3. Swimmer’s<\/strong> Appetite<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"Twitter\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Yes yes yes yes yes
\nYes yes yes yes yes yes yes
\nYes yes yes yes yes<\/p>\n

4. Taper<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"michael-phelps-screaming\"<\/a><\/p>\n

So much energy
\nI am bouncing off the walls
\nTaper is my friend<\/p>\n

5. Pool<\/strong> Water<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"Photo<\/a><\/p>\n

Chlorine in water
\nIts taste is so familiar
\nIt bleaches my hair<\/p>\n

6. Practice<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"Photo<\/a><\/p>\n

First set of the day
\nMy arms burn, my legs cramp up
\nUgh, I have to pee<\/p>\n

7. Tech-suits<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"delaware-swim-team-tom-dolan-invite-2014\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Three hundred dollars
\nTwenty minutes to put on
\nThey are so worth it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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